prettyboy-withme said: Not depressing -- one of my ancestors during the Civil War dressed up as a woman in order to cross Union lines and go to a party. I assume he had a bitchin' time, but my grandmother never included that in the story, so that's just me extrapolating.
sounds like a hoot
U.S. Military’s remake of the - Call Me Maybe
For anyone unfortunate enough to have not seen this yet.
I needed this in my life
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT MORE EXCITED FOR THIS
WATCH IT JUST WATCH IT
I believed it more from the military guys. You cheerleaders need to step up your game!
NEVER EVER NOT REBLOGGING. The guys are just too freakin’ adorable, and the one guy with the mustache works it. My goodness!
Oh my god this is the best thing ever in relation to this song. xD
Girls, there IS such a thing as over-selling it. And don’t jiggle if you have implants: they don’t move.
And guy with the moustache? CALL ME.
slow the fuck down there aristotle youre like 3 years old wearing a fucking hard hat
It’s Tom of Smurfland by Alessio Slonimsky! This is the 6th entry in the Homoerotic Tom of Finland Redesign Pin-Up Challenge. :)
ATTN: ARTISTS/ILLUSTRATORS/CARTOONISTS OF G+/Tumblr/Facebook/DeviantArt/Twitter/etc: It’s the Homoerotic Tom of Finland Redesign Pin-Up Challenge! Redesign Tom of Finland characters in whatever comic or cartooning style you like. Or take a character from another comic and redesign him in the style of Tom of Finland! Here are some examples of homoerotic pin-up subjects for this challenge:
— A Tom of Finland leatherman as an Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.!
— Tom of Finland’s Kake as a *Metal Hurlant/Heavy Metal* sexy robot!
— Popeye and Bluto drawn in the style of Tom of Finland!
And so on! Your deadline is Sunday, May 11th, 2014. When you are done with your illustration, send the image to email@example.com along with 1) the name you want me to credit for the illustration, 2) a link to your web-presence if you want me to use one with the Tumblr post, and 3) the name you want me to tag on Facebook (friend me if we’re not FB friends!) and/or G+ if you want me to tag you there as well. I will post Homoerotic Tom of Finland Redesign Pin-Ups on my tumblog and on my other online presences with link and credit as I receive them. :)
A Vroom! Vroom! Story For Early Readers
Bertney loved her new Smurkurr.
“It’s like driving a soder can!” she told Papa the day he brought it home.
At first, she wasn’t happy that her old car had to go away, but Papa said he was tired of burying bodies out by the pool and it was time to get her something safer. Bertney didn’t know what any of those words meant, so she was very sad and confused. But then she saw her tiny little special car and instantly felt better.
“First stop, Furnch fries!” she squealed as she waved both hands out the window.
While she waited for Mr. David to get in (Bertney was never allowed to be alone. Papa’s rules.) Bertney imagined herself in the drive-thru beeping at all the other cars that would surely be jealous of her Smurkurr.
“I sure wish I was so teeny-tiny,” Bertney imagined them saying. “Why I bet that Smurkurr can fit in a pocket. I’ve never been in a pocket!”
Soon, Mr. David got in, but he didn’t seem happy at all about Bertney’s Smurkurr. He liked that it couldn’t go very fast on account of he was afeared of dying, but he sure used an awful lot of cuss words about how hard it’d be to put his wiener fry in her special place with so little room.
“So no doodly-diddles?” Bertney asked while trying not to look happy. Mr. David loved his doodly-diddles.
“No doodly-diddles,” Mr. David angrily. “And I paid your Papa good money.”
Bertney didn’t like the sound of that. But she did like the sound of the drive-thru window opening up for milkshakes! This was the bestest day ever.
“I love you, Smurkurr.”
Leonardo DiCaprio gets attacked by a penguin during a trip to Antarctica in 2006
Sweet jesus how I love this. Penguin is all “Mission Accomplished, Tango Down”
The Bat Computer Never Lies
Oh my god this is going to be the biggest seller on AspieDate.com!
Creepy My Little Pony guest stars! Feels! Bitchy high school seniors! “Journalism”! This round of links has everything!
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