Those of us without a chef’s touch need no longer fear accidentally broiling the turkey or baking a lopsided cake, because The Deli Garage — a food cooperative in Germany — created the ultimate coverup: Edible metallic spray paint. Who needs a chef’s touch, when we have the Midas touch? Happy cooking!
Creepy Cocktail of the Day: The Alien Brain Hemorrhage contains 1 part peace schnapps, 1 part Bailey’s Irish cream, and 2 parts grenadine.
Makes the perfect hangover cure: One look at this terrifying concoction and you’ll be as sober as a Sunday school marm.
This looks… awesome!
…Holy shit this is awesome.
When I was a bartender we called it a bleeding zombie brain.
The schnapps curdle the Bailey’s and the “brain” is a bit chewy. It’s REALLY gross and REALLY cool.
Deconstructed and reconstructed matrioshka doll
11 x 9 x 9 inches
“It still bothers me,” Karen says of the sacrifices he’s seen.
“But it’s different, in kind, from other brutal acts toward animals that I’ve seen. Documenting the Canadian seal harvest was one of the most soul-wrenching experiences of my life, but in this situation, in Haiti, I know that I’m witnessing a religious practice, and at that moment, I’m a guest in their world.”
see more — Inside Haitian Vodou
In honor of Shark Week, a shark infographic from MNN!
Infographic: Shark attacks
What are the most likely places to be bitten by a shark? Plus, 5 things more likely to kill you than a shark.
If there’s a better example of precision contextual advertising, I haven’t seen it.
Go on…one more cheeseburger. You can do it.
Flesh-Eating Cocaine Hits New York, Los Angeles
It seems cocaine has been behind a rash of flesh-eating disease outbreaks in Los Angeles and New York. Cocaine cut with the veterinary drug, levamisole has apparently been linked to a number of cases of rotting flesh, according to Good Morning America. While the cases reported thus far have been on the coasts, officials have warned that it could very well be a nationwide problem. (via)
Levamisole is a helluva drug.
Cute baby animal of the day! Scorplings (baby scorpions)
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J’ba FoFi Giant Spiders Found in Africa
Spiders might exist that have crawled out of nightmares. They’re called the “J’ba FoFi” (giant spider, pronounced ch-bah foo fee) in Central Africa.
Many people might define a giant spider as one that’s bigger than their hand. Some may think bigger and envision the horrifying Goliath ‘bird eating spider’ that dwells in the darker corners of the ancient Amazon rain forest. That eight-legged terror spans a whopping 14-inches.
Unfortunately, those people aren’t thinking big enough.
The size of the Congolese Giant spider-when its legs are included-is said to be up to five feet across.