PUNCH AND JACK KETCH
Shit be cray.
For our friend @AnonyOps we have, of course, gotten him this pic.twitter.com/B3kG6R2b
All I want for Christmas is you, baby ;-)
Merry Christmas to you, Julian.
Merry Scientology Christmas!
'Twas the Night Before Christmas'
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the org
every creature was audited, even the clams.
The PTS were locked up in RPF with care,
in hopes that the psyche would never get there.
The children were brainwashed all snug in their beds,
while visions of L Ron Hubbard danced in their heads.
And David sat on his throne, with Tom in is lap,
I can’t say what they were doing, but it wasn’t a nap.
When outside rose a noise in an enturbulating manner,
I rushed to the door to investigate this EnTheta Matter!.
Away to the window I rushed in a dash,
and swiftly closed the shutter, To hide away from the anonymous flash.
The news on the net from the recently blown
gave the lustre to truths didn’t we want known,
when, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but an officer to put scientology ethics in on me!
With an E-meter interrogation, so lively and quick,
I knew at that moment we really are pricks!
of omites and witholds, the accusations came,
I insisted I’d done nothing wrong and called them some names
They asked If believed all those anonymous lies,
and then I was asked if I was some psychiatrist’s spy
I was even asked if I contacted a friend who’d just blew,
Could it be, that the claims of the protesters are true?
And then, a twinkling, I saw in their eyes
the needle was floating much to my surprise
I was all just because those anons were around,
Their suppression had sent our stats cascading down.
Now for a pause from this holiday rhyme
That’s all I’ve got done and I’m a bit short on time
I’ve done my part, as much as I can do.
If you want it finished that last five paragraphs are up to you…
Merry Christmas and Goodbye
For two years Simone Back, 42, talked about killing herself on Facebook. On December 25, 2010, she announced on Facebook, “Took all my pills be dead soon bye bye everyone.” A few of her over 1,000 Facebook friends tried to get those who lived close to Back to check on her. Mostly, however, there were callous responses to her post like, “She ODs all the time and she lies,” and, “She has a choice and taking pills over a relationship is not a good enough reason.” Over 100 posts discussed her failed relationship, as though there were not a life in the balance, and a very few suggested someone look in on Back. No one did. Her mother received a text the next day that read, “Get help.” She called police immediately. Back died of an overdose sometime after updating her status on Christmas. It is not known whether or not she saw any of the Facebook comments. Police are not treating her death as suspicious.
(via Christmas Gifs)
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