The Julian Assange Fanciers’ Guild
As good as The Fellowship of the Pants, maybe. “Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.”
Posted on Friday, 30 December 2011
QUOTES FROM THE MOVIE ‘JAWS’ IN WHICH “SHARK” IS REPLACED BY “JULIAN ASSANGE”.
- - - - “Understand you’re having a little Julian Assange trouble.” “Don’t know what that bastard Julian Assange’s gonna do with it. Might eat it I suppose.” “So, eleven hundred men went into the water, three hundred sixteen men come out. Julian Assange took the rest, June 29, 1945.” “You see a barracuda, everyone says, ‘Huh? What?’ You yell ‘Julian Assange,’ we’ve got a panic on our hands on the 4th of July.” “Why don’t we have one more drink and go down there and cut that Julian Assange open?” “All this machine does is swim and eat and make little Julian Assanges.”
